Here is your fourth installment of a new column called 'Top 10 Things In Sports', a new weekly article that I write. Here is your list of the Top 10 worst franchises in all of pro sports; both the history and the present are taken into account for the list.
Once again, let the sucking begin.
#10 San Francisco Giants 222-263 (.458, last 3 seasons)
The last three seasons haven't even been about baseball in San Francisco; they've just been about Barry Bonds. With all the attention on Bonds setting the home-run record, no one really noticed that the Giants were at or near the bottom of the NL West; but everyone will notice this year. I think the San Francisco Giants have a real shot at going 1-161 this season.
#9 Los Angeles Kings 58-83-21 9 (.358, last 2 seasons)
During the last two NHL regular seasons the only race that the LA Kings have been in is for the coveted worst team in the NHL award, and this year they seem to have won. More than them just being a bad team they own the rights to the third worst goaltending in the league and the second worst penalty killing; keep it up guys.
#8 Milwaukee Bucks 54-102 (.346, last 2 seasons)
The Milwaukee Bucks are the reason there aren't many sports teams in the state of Wisconsin. They have finished last in the Eastern Conference Central the four seasons since the NBA's divisions were restructured. On a side note, the Bucks surrender one of the four highest field goal percentages to opposing teams. The other three NBA teams (no surprise) are also on this list. And I didn't believe all those people when they said 'Defense wins Championships'.
#7 Memphis Grizzlies 42-115 (.268, last 2 seasons)
You can kind of ignore the numbers on this one because it could get a lot worse in the next few years to come. The Memphis Grizzlies could become one of the elite worst teams in the NBA without Pau Gasol, especially if their draft picks like Mike Conley Jr. and Rudy Gay don't work out for them. At least they have younger brother, Marc Gasol...
#6 Miami Heat 13-62 (.173, this season)
Is this the same Miami team that won the NBA Champion only 2 years ago? The answer, obviously, is no, but talk about a fall from glory. This team went 2-15 in the month of March, 2-10 in February, and an even worse 1-11 in January. To be fair this team has been banged up this season including superstars Dwayne Wade and Shawn Marion, but also to be fair, this team will be remembered as one of the worst in the league in a long time.
#5 Miami Dolphins 7-26 (.212, last 2 seasons)
The city of Miami sure is putting out some winners this year. If anyone should feel bad about the Dolphin's 1-15 season it should be the Baltimore Ravens who actually lost to them. Come on Bill Parcells, straighten these mofos up!
#4 Kansas City Royals 245-399 (.380, last 4 seasons)
When I was looking up the Royals' past few seasons I wasn't surprised at all. Everyone talks about how they suck and they really do sporting one 90 loss season and three 100 loss seasons. This season things are looking up for a change; the KC Royals are a whooping 3-0 and could win more than 70 games ...and... still finish last in the AL Central.
#3 New York Knicks 109-215 (.336, last 4 seasons)
The New York Knicks have been very consistent over the past four years, only the wrong kind of consistent. Two seasons ago the Knicks were the worst team in the NBA and believe me, they haven't gotten any better; others teams have just gotten a little worse. Last year the stir was Isiah Thomas and his legal trouble, and this year the NYK have turned one of the greatest sports' venues into the Madison Snore Garden.
#2 Oakland Raiders 16-71 (.184, last 5 seasons)
At this point, if I was a Oakland Raider fan I would be so outraged that I might just revoke my fan hood. Whoever is in charge of all of the Raiders' bad decisions should just quit. And if it's owner Al Davis than he should really think about putting up the team for public auction.
#1 Pittsburgh Pirates 552 -742 (.427, last 8 seasons)
The Pittsburgh Pirates won't wow you with their suck factor as they fly a little bit under the radar because they no longer have any fans. Don't worry though, this team can definitively hold it's title of 'Worst franchise in all of pro sports.' The Pirates haven't made the playoffs or had a winning season since 1992, the last year Barry Bonds was on the team. Don't get too excited either because the end isn't in sight, with 15 straight losing seasons, and counting.
What do you think of my list of worst franchises? What's your list?